He: Not a problem. Where are you from?
He: India? Hmm? Where is that?
At this point I found myself stumped. I never thought the location of this country of 1 billion will be called into question.
Me: India? Its...well..its (Im struggling to explain this)
He: Is it small country?
He: Hmm, never heard of it
Another individual watching the whole thing unfold interjected helpfully...."Its near China"
Turkish man "Aah, ok China" (He probably thought I was the oddest Chinaman he'd ever met!