Im sitting at my desk slogging away when unexpectedly i get this mail
/dræft, drɑft/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [draft, drahft] Show IPA
Use draught in a Sentence
Pronunciation note:Draught is a variant spelling of draft and is normally pronounced the same way, ] is sometimes heard for draught, perhaps because -aught is frequently pronounced elsewhere, as in caught and taught.
I responded promptly as below :
A random word game with no background or context!!
Me too!! Me too!!
Onomatopoeia or onomatopœia, from the Greek ὀνοματοποιία (ὄνομα for "name" and ποιέω for "I make"), is one or more words that imitate or suggest the source of the sound they are describing. Common occurrences include animal noises, such as "oink" or "meow" or "roar". Onomatopoeia are not universally the same across all languages; they conform to some extent to the broader linguistic system they are part of; hence the sound of a clock may be tick tock in English and tik tak in Dutch or tic-tac in French.
Exactly 10 mins later I get another mail....
A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other people’s lives and their own. Are basically an all round F@#$ing dickhead.
Guy 1: Man, did you get that email from Rohan about different noises people make?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a F@#$ing idiot!
I ve been laughing for the past 2 days on that one :D